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Comment by Dinesh Gorkha Rai on April 8, 2012 at 13:52

Two Hindu priests were quarrelling over themselves being a God. Hum Jayega fully intoxicated in alcohol arrived at the scene.

First priest, "I am a God."

Second priest, "No, I am the God."

Hum Jayega, "Hey, none of you are God. I am one instead. Do you want me to prove?"

The priests said, yes. Hum Jayega took the two priest to the bar he was drinking previously. Seeing Hum Jayega returning again, the owner of the bar cried, "Oh my God Hum Jayega, you have come back again?"

Comment by Dinesh Gorkha Rai on April 3, 2012 at 20:23

Humjayega in Chinese Restaurant
Waiter-Sir, I hav Stewed Liver,
Boiled Tongue & Frog's Legs
Humjayega-Don't tell me ur problems,
give me the Menu....

Comment by Dinesh Gorkha Rai on February 22, 2012 at 12:44

HUMJAYEGA- wrote letter to Bill Gates
sir, i have some questions to ask.
1) The letters in keyboard are not in order,
when u will release the corrected version?
2) There is start button but no stop button. Y so?
3)We learnt MS WORD when will u release MS SENTENCE?
4)There is RECYCLE BIN but no RESCOOTER BIN? because

i own a scooter.
5)finally a personal question.
y is ur name GATES, even though u sell "WINDOWS"..?

Comment by Dinesh Gorkha Rai on November 26, 2011 at 12:34

Ek baar ek terrorist ne Ritu ke ghar mein bomb rakh diya.
Log chillaye : Ritu bomb hai, Ritu bomb hai.
Ritu sambhal kar boli : Dhatt teri ki, woh toh mein jawani mein thi !! Ab nahi rahi....

Comment by Dinesh Gorkha Rai on November 24, 2011 at 20:22

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha ha ha!
Police: Kyu hass rahe ho?
Sardar: Main toh subah 8 baje tak sota hoon!

Comment by Dinesh Gorkha Rai on September 13, 2011 at 20:55

हम जायेगा र साथी एकदिन "रंग दे बसन्ती पिक्चर " हेर्नु गएछन् | पिक्चर सक्यो पछि हम जायेगा रिसाउदै बाहिर निस्केछ !

साथी : हन किन रिसाएको ????
हम जायेगा : पुरा पिक्चर सक्यो बसन्ती नै आएन ............. हि हि हि ..

Comment by Dinesh Gorkha Rai on September 12, 2011 at 15:38

Girl: Nice Mobile…
Where Did U Buy…?
Humjayega: I Won Dis In A Running Race…
Girl: How Many People Participated…?
Humjayega: MOBILE OWNER, POLICE And ME.hehhehe

Comment by Bernard Lama on September 1, 2011 at 17:02

Once Humjayega ( Taxi Driver) got stuck at Kurseong / Kharsang due to heavy rainfall.
No passengers from morning till evening.
He went to typical momo dokan to have something but he didn't have any money to pay.
He ordered 2 plates of momo and 4 pegs of rum.
One guy was paying Rs 100 for his order and HJ was noticing the serial number of that Note.
...After having his order, halka he went to the counter and said: Katti bhayo pala? and Pala said: RS 80.
And HJ said: tyaso bhaye Rs 80 farkai deu....
Pala Said: you ordered for Rs 80 and asking for money? What the hell is this? I will call police.
Hj said: call call I will not go away...
Police said: What's the matter?
Pala: He ordered for Rs 80 and asking for money back instead of paying for the order.
HJ said: No sir I have already paid Rs 100 and I suppose to get my change Rs 20 back.
Police said: Tell me why?
HJ said: I still remember the serial number of that note.
Police said: what the number?
HJ said: 4GG 867909
Police: let me check.
Finally police found the same serial number inside the cash counter or galla.
Police said: Pala uslai rs 20 farkaideu natra feri mama ko gharma janu parla..
Humjayega ghamandi sita took rs 20 back and moved towards the main door.
At the door Pala's umbrella was hung up and HJ took that umbrella too... and said: abo yo chata pani terai bhanna and he walked away...

Comment by ZILKEY on August 31, 2011 at 14:00

LIST OF TOP TAMANG FILMs.. Latest update.

 

ACTION:- saath  dhungro maath.

 

HORROR:-  Chyanghari ma dhamphu ko tal.

 

THRILLER:- Saap ko biss, aseng ko RISS.

 

LOVE:- My maichang girl.

 

TRAGEDY:- Theba ko hariyo Cherpatey.

 

HISTORY:- Akhey ko condo.

 

COMEDY:- Mr. gapsey ghyam

 

 

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